And Bartholomew prayed, "Lord, I owe thee everything. Thou hast blessed me and hast abundantly given all that I have needed. Thou givest me life and breath each day, and are a refuge in my time of need. What, oh Father, shall I ever give in return for all of this?"

And the Lord spake unto Bartholomew and said, "How about twenty bucks?"


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