My Policy & Philosophy of Illustration...
	In third grade, in Mrs. Finger's class, I sat in the back while she called roll and began drawing a third-grade version of a naked cartoon woman. Why? To make my friend Grant laugh, of course. After roll was called, I walked to the pencil sharpener in the front of the class, and on my way I dropped the drawing on Grant's desk. Instead of laughing, he immediately handed the piece of paper to Mrs. Finger, and I was hastily paddled. What was the lesson I learned that day? Grant is a jerk, that's what. What I'm really trying to say is that since that day in the third grade I have quit caring about making people laugh, or my desire for self-expression, and have simply drawn for the money. Taking inflation and the unbelievable demand for my artwork into account, I'm letting you know my services are extremely expensive. How expensive? Let's just say you could hire Brad Pitt for less money. (By the way, ladies, he can't draw.) But for you and ONLY you, my dearest prospective client, I will make an exception. All you have to do is let me know your illustration budget, and I'll lower my outrageous fees to fit your needs. Is this to make you and your clients happy? Ha Ha ha ha ha ha. No. It's because you are so...hypnotically...beautiful. {Just in case sarcasm doesn't come across over the web, drawing funny things is fun to me. So just let me know what your project is, and I'll fit it in your budget.}		My Copyright Policy I don't use watermarks and other protective measures on my site, because I want you to be able to see the best quality images you can. But please don't use any of these images on T-shirts and things like that without calling me first. Besides the fact that it's illegal, it's just plain wrong. If you want to use an existing image, unless it's something I'm very attached to, I guarantee you the rate will be very reasonable. Just call or email me.